Such a relief that they announced the presidency right at 8:00. Now the rest of the votes... Contra Costa County election results are taking waaaaay too long to update. At 8:42, they announced the absentee votes. That was almost an hour ago. I'm going to nominate an invention for the best invention of the past four years: Browser tabs. Sure, it's not the winner, but it certainly should be nominated. I've been back and forth between a few different tabs waiting for more results to come in for a while now. Driving me a bit insane. Come on, county. I'm getting tired of seeing 8:42:30. Let's update this stuff so that I can go to bed.
Who did I vote for? It wasn't a third party. I vote for winners.