I had intended to write a full review of the movie, but every time I started, I became enraged. Not really, but I like the image or me tossing my laptop out the window of a tall building just because I think about the train wreck called "Spider-Man 3." So allow me to summarize that three villains didn't work. Dancing Emo Parker didn't work. The movie is the unmet potential of two movies. And that makes it so much more disappointing than if it were just boring or bad.